Monday, June 29, 2009

First Thing In Three Words!

First Thing, Three words

1. Feeling right now? feeling peachy keen
2. School: made me puke
3. MTV: Michael is dead
4. Weather outside : too fucking sunny
5. Housework: everything but cooking
6. Cell phone charger: a piece of crap
7. Shoes: girls best friend
8. Grades:screw that shitnizzle
9. Water:so good sometimes
10. Britney Spears: i want her
11. Rodeo Clowns: no fucking way
12. Coffee: nectar of life
13. Schedule for tommorow: no fucking idea
14. Abercrombie:douchebags clothing store
15. Sports: waste of time
16. Traffic:i dont mind
17. Socks:make me happy
18. MP3 player:like socks better
19. California:full of shit
20. Pop-up ads:block that shit!
21. Dinner last night:stir fry chicken
22. George Bush: a dumb ass
23. Drama:i love some
24. Newspapers:are too big
25. Loudmouths: me right here
26. Best friends: are my family
27. Aggravating:my best friends
28. Cereal: cinnamon toast crunch
29. Gangsta Rap:so fucking boring
30. This survey:suck a fuck

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Everything Old Is New

"He got friendly, holding my hand!
Well she got friendly, down in the sand!"

My hood back in the day.

I want some Cutex!

Girlfriend has some hair!

The most perfect face in the whole world.

Gosh,I forgot how hot Madonna was,I hate that nasty bulky thing she is wearing
on her wrist but she was perfection.

Catherine Deneuve for Chanel,1973

Holy hotness,Pam Grier being awesome.

One of my Top 10 favorite movies

Barbie and Ken,so much plastic sexual tension.

Kiefer Sutherland was a wet dream in Lost Boys.

What a swell pair! Marlon Brando and Sinatra.

Marlene Dietrich,smoking .

Jane Russel is THE SEX in this picture!

I really love this bizarre picture of Bettie Page with that evil looking doll.

"Life could be so wonderful if everybodi will leave you alone"
Charles Chaplin quote,sad but so true.

So Cute,James Dean smoking,yes please.

yeah and you will never loose your virginity dude.

Those eyes! Clara Bow

A bad ass dude Marlon Brando

If Dorothy only knew..

So dreamy,Greta Garbo.

Some rad movie Tank Girl.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Thursday, June 25, 2009

And God Created Dita

Dita Von Teese,get it, learn it,live it,love it bitches!

Monday, June 22, 2009



sometimes i just need:to stop talking and think,think think!
sometimes i want:to be left alone
sometimes i like to:yell at people when i drive on Sunset
sometimes all it takes:is to put some make-up on
sometimes i picture:myself like a character in the movie Valley of The Dolls
sometimes i wish:i was more calm
sometimes i find:young people in L.A to be so damn rude,(this made me sound so old i know)but they are rude,sometimes.
sometimes i take:too much Vicodin
sometimes i look:like a racoon in the morning
sometimes i hate:sushi,people who tell me how healthy sushi is,i wont eat it,get it!
sometimes it’s nice:to steal little creamers from 711
sometimes it hurts:when people ignore me
sometimes it makes me happy:to snugle with my cat in bed,even if i get hair all over
sometimes it’s sad:to see an old man crying
sometimes i listen:to other's people conversation in the hallway
sometimes i sleep:with my eye half open,cause i really never fully sleep you know
sometimes i like to watch:people putting on make-up on youtube
sometimes i feel:like a have fire in my brain
sometimes i rant:me rant?? nooooooooo lol
sometimes i never:never is the most stupid word,makes no sense
sometimes i really:will like to say whatever i want to certain people

When I’m ..

sad, i want:to be left alone
happy, i need:not to be left alone
mad, i wish:i had a shotgun for a leg like Cherry Darling in Grindhouse
overjoyed, i find:that being overjoyed makes me pretty
indifferent, i like to:pretend i am invisible
content, i never:make promises that i can't keep just cause i feel content
frustrated, all it takes:is to hug my baby boy and smell his head and face.
there you have it..

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Drag Queen Singer By Night,Priest By Day

First of all:i love this guy!,God love all of us and we all precious in his eyes,you can be a jew,budhist ,muslim or a christian but if you are really an spiritual person you will understand what i am saying,Father Anthony makes me proud to call myself a Catholic today.

In celebration of Gay Pride Month, Big Mama Capretta reveals the surprise truth about her identity. By day, Capretta is none other than Father Anthony (aka Vincent Capretta), a proud practicing Catholic priest from Columbus, Ohio. By night, Big Mama Capretta is one heck of a fun drag queen performing for her minions!

Not only does Big Mama Capretta have a hit song on the Billboard club dance chart, she also recently auditioned for 'America's Got Talent' for this summer's competition.
The buoyant kitschy track, produced by international dance music producer Rod Carrillo, is making crowds go wild with infatuation.
Capretta's unforgettable 'Big Mama's House' single has a complete bump and grind remix package with the likes of Chris Shannon, DJ Kilo, Peter Brown, Tim Schommer, The Perry Twins and Rod Carrillo.
“It’s Big Mama, y’all! And I am no longer afraid to come out of the closet as a gay Catholic priest!…”I am enjoying my life being who I am and who God intended me to be! Now let’s dance, y’all!”
This news totally made my day,sometimes is really difficult to be a Catholic but people like these make me proud,i think is way more healthy for him to be living his fantasies as a drag queen in some night club in Cleveland than be molesting our children cause he repress himself,so go Father Anthony!!